Real College Girls...check it

I've always been somewhat amused by the obsession with straight boys over "real college girls." Dude, does her enrollment in a post-secondary education program really make her boobies and what-have-you's that much more pleasant to look at?

Seriously?

If only I had just accepted this knowledge when I was IN college, rather than fighting it the way I have been for so long. Or maybe it's not too late for me to pose in a bikini made out of my diploma for an upcoming, "Office Monkey Blogger" pictorial.

Or maybe there's never a good time for that.